Red Wizard · 11oz Ceramic
A Sacred Triumph
Refactored the thing
without angering Outlook.
A sacred triumph.
From the PR Polisher
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Office absurdism, on ceramic.
Four haikus from the wizard's better days, fired onto black ceramic. Each in its own robe color. Dishwasher safe. Calendar-resistant.
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Blue Wizard · 11oz Ceramic
Three Smaller Meetings
We met to align.
The alignment created
three smaller meetings.
From the Meeting Survivor
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Green Wizard · 11oz Ceramic
Cute Little Boundary
I blocked focus time.
Slack saw the block and whispered,
'Cute little boundary.'
From the Deep Work Disappearing Act
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Purple Wizard · 11oz Ceramic
The Wizard Weeps
One tab says final.
One says final-final-new.
The wizard weeps.
From the Browser Tab Prophecy
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